Spams of Boring Bits

[BuurVrouw]

[ORL]

I like the second one down. The one where he doesn't have the alien like eyes.

[BuurVrouw]

I have decided to keep them all. All 3 now.

[BuurVrouw]

And no. 4

[spooker]

i did not paint this, but i did however steal it all by myself, it was lying around abandoned at my college's artschool. i love it cuz it looks completely like a classical greek statue, except for the lips--the lips are so voluptuous and realistic that they make the rest of the statue look like a real person

[BuurVrouw]

It looks unfinished to me. As if the plan was to put more layers on there to build it up.
I can see why you are atracted to it though.
Nice.
Is it big?

[spooker]

it is about 6 inches by 6 inches. here is another piece of abandoned art i stole:



also about same size. i dont like this one as much as the other. a little boring, but nice

[BuurVrouw]

Boring indeed.
6 Inches. Well, I don't know inches and I'm too lazy to go look for a converter for how many cm that would be.

I have been stealing too lately.
Weird sentences that people have been uttering in even weirder discussions.
And articles out of newspapers with ridiculous messages being sold as news.... but suitable for quick doodles with the wacom, on what I'm still addicted.
I'll spam a herd of the pics I've made with the texts that it 'belongs' to, although I don't know precisely how stiff this forum is with seeing naked bits, eventhough it is just doodled in a comic way and therefor not sexually meant but just showing things in arty farty way as how I saw it in my head after reading.

[BuurVrouw]

Lets just start with a cute and totally decent one, although the fish looks nekkid to me.
I made this card for people who moved home with their cats.

[BuurVrouw]

Some bits from an idiotic art discussion between two eh.... well, people I guess...
Where one said that his pieces curtains that he framed and hang on the wall was to be seen as art. And the other guy replied that if he loved looking at his car and cut a piece of it and hang it on the wall, it wouldnt make it art.

And then the other guy again went totally peed off and got the attitude of ME AND ONLY ME IS RIGHT AND NOBODY ELSE AND ANYONE NOT AGREEING WITH ME I WILL SLAP WITH A STICK.

[BuurVrouw]

Theeeeeeeeeen some woman totally falling in love with some stupid song what she saw as a love letter or something.
The lines I remembered from the song texts was "Open a book and you are there on every page, you lift me up to a higher place."
Maybe it's not totally correct, but that's what I remember of it.

Something Grace

[BuurVrouw]

Then something in the news about bacterias in the ground were eating the poles of the funding of the houses of the eh...so they did, so the houses were falling over.

[BuurVrouw]

Then back to that same never ending nasty discussion where people were still yelling at eachother and being all nasty.

"But obviously these are a bit your balls that you want to stick out above the mowingfield and they will be irrevocably cut off."

(There is this Dutch expression of sticking your balls out, but with a high risk.")

[BuurVrouw]

Then the guy wo's balls was being pointed at replied with saying (something like)
"I want all of you who ever said something about my work to show your naked behinds! I want to see something of everyone of you."


(Again, 'met de billen bloot gaan' (to go with the butts naked) is a Dutch expression, meaning showing what you got, all in the open.)

[BuurVrouw]

Then it got really nasty, and I was roflolling off my chair from laughter really.
Keep in mind, I never said one word in the whole discussion, I just read, and made doodles now and then of uttered words.

"When I ever meet you, I will recognise you by the rotten smell of your breath coming from your mouth."