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  • After that I lost interest in the discussion cos it will be hard to beat that one.
    But thankfully there was something in the newspaper.
    Last saterday a Belgium parachute jumper got lost, and landed in a tree.
    Seriously, of all places you can land in Belgium, you end up in a bloody tree?
    Typical.

    He didn't die or anything, so ok, bit boring.

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    • Then in an english newspaper there was the HOT NEWS (sigh) that some Italian cat was probably overfed so much that he not fitted anymore through the catflap.

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      • And the German newspaper were spreading the word about some woman who went to her doctor because she wanted to get rid of her migraine, and as therapy he bit her in her left tit.

        Hey it's true, the newspaper said so.
        (Diese Frau wollte sich wegen Migr�ne behandeln lassen
        Mein Heilpraktiker hat mir in den Busen gebissen
        Dortmund – Seit Jahren leidet Heide Z.* (42) an Migr�ne. Als die Schmerzen immer schlimmer wurden, wandte sie sich an einen Heilpraktiker. Seine perverse Behandlungsmethode: Er biss ihr in die linke Brust!)

        Freaktherapy

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        • LOL thank you for that wonderful trip into the mind of buurvrouw. i cannot compete.....not at all.

          i will post some of my own old time artwork soon; it is boring, but i have it nevertheless

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          • Originally posted by spooker View Post
            LOL thank you for that wonderful trip into the mind of buurvrouw. i cannot compete.....not at all.
            It's a scary place isn't it?

            Hugs

            Monty
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            • Aw....

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              • Some qw players and an idiot

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                • lol @ Zeus cartoon. I wonder who the others are?
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                  • From left to right,
                    first line: itmik, 123, cuky
                    second line: zeus, pedro, exile
                    bottom goqsane

                    Nice mixed herd, 2 x czechie, 2 x germany, 1 x switzerland, 1 x russia and poland.

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                    • Hehe funny Buurvrouw !!


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                      • How about a characature of Sir Henry? Pol? or =peg=? ...as long as they don't mind
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                        • How about one of you?

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                          • I'm so very much trying not to touch that wacom tablet anymore though.
                            It is so stupidly addictive.
                            But I long for some decent old fashioned hand job again.
                            It really is time that I grab pencil and paper again.

                            Soon I will.

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                            • that art is cool
                              i 'ave text art i just thought up
                              here dey are

                              |:-) = unibrow

                              :{) = mustace

                              :Q~~~~~ = barfing [i think this one exsists aready]

                              <(0.0)> = kirby [i know this one exsists]

                              R+ = short for Rammstein [modified from their logo]

                              so thats it

                              this was my spam...
                              +*+*end message*+*+
                              Last edited by metchsteekle; 04-18-2008, 07:09 PM. Reason: unibrow came up as a smile with a line next to it

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                              • Originally posted by BuurVrouw View Post
                                How about one of you?
                                By all means email me one privately but let's not subject the world to that. I don't think the forum is ready for such horrific subject matter and besides they have rules on Quakeone.com about posting offensive material.
                                How about a 'self characature'?
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