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P4tt0n, second from bottom on the scoreboard...Suprised? Not me!
I'm filing for copyright infringement as soon as I learn what that means.
Originally posted by Baker
Why does the biggest cry baby in the forums use an Arnold Schwarzenegger avatar? Arnold never cries like a little girl like how you have cried in every Kimp thread.
Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.
So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...
Kimp waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were moderators in the forum. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Baker were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Kimp was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the deathmatches and he said to dad "I want to be on the quakes daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY ADMINS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the public forum of the QuakeOne he knew there were admins.
"This is Baker" the radio crackered. "You must stop the tournaments!"
So Kimp gotted his servre and played it in anyways.
"HE GOING TO GO AFK" said the other players
"I will shoot at him" said the Static and he fired the rocket missiles. Kimp whiend at him and tried to cry him up. But then the ban hammer fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must clog the forums" he shouted
The radio said "No, Kimp. You are the forums"
And then Kimp was banned.
Kimp waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were moderators in the forum. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Baker were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Kimp was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the deathmatches and he said to dad "I want to be on the quakes daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY ADMINS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the public forum of the QuakeOne he knew there were admins.
"This is Baker" the radio crackered. "You must stop the tournaments!"
So Kimp gotted his servre and played it in anyways.
"HE GOING TO GO AFK" said the other players
"I will shoot at him" said the Static and he fired the rocket missiles. Kimp whiend at him and tried to cry him up. But then the ban hammer fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must clog the forums" he shouted
The radio said "No, Kimp. You are the forums"
And then Kimp was banned.
"I will shoot at him" said the Static and he fired the rocket missiles.
I said no such thing... Pure fiction, I know.
I never really have "knowingly" played on a server with the kimp... Well, that is, after he impersonated a good friend of mine I didn't anymore...
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I know it will piss people off to no end to have me speak up... So let's not be dicks and gloat too much... Cause I'm not out of ammo, and at the same time, I'm not looking to rock the boat.
The only good thing that came out of recent events, is that Souless is no longer moderating. I find it interesting that his scepter is placed down the same day Kimp is re-banned. I have always blamed Souless for start of the epic Kimp discussion. The forums were moderately peaceful and productive the day before Souless got a hair across his ass on Christmas of 2009. We were playing games and had our shit together... That is why it is so important to have forums and game-servers separate.
Souless deleted my reply to Baker and conversation with Wolvie... I saw the Red Coats coming, laid out the details, and Souless banned me and destroyed the evidence before anyone could consider the possibilities. Well done.
I know it will piss people off to no end to have me speak up... So let's not be dicks and gloat too much... Cause I'm not out of ammo, and at the same time, I'm not looking to rock the boat.
The only good thing that came out of recent events, is that Souless is no longer moderating. I find it interesting that his scepter is placed down the same day Kimp is re-banned. I have always blamed Souless for start of the epic Kimp discussion. The forums were moderately peaceful and productive the day before Souless got a hair across his ass on Christmas of 2009. We were playing games and had our shit together... That is why it is so important to have forums and game-servers separate.
Souless deleted my reply to Baker and conversation with Wolvie... I saw the Red Coats coming, laid out the details, and Souless banned me and destroyed the evidence before anyone could consider the possibilities. Well done.
You are seriously one of the dumbest people I have ever seen post on a forum. Your the type that would buy a dvd rewinder.
Enough is enough... Kimp is a tool, splinter is a douche. ban em both so we can stop reading about this bs... Seriously for the past ******* year it seems like, it's been non-stop mastersplinter and kimp..
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