Kimp's apology letter.

[Phenom]

y should i believe kimp?
thats not a good idea, do what u wanna, his letter didnt move me.

Believe a criminal expect a lie.

This reminds me of the tale about the snake and the woman.

Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came across a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health.

One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake "Why have you done this to me?" and the snake answered..."Look bitch, you knew I was snake."

[bluntz]

noticed you acting completely ignorant about the kimp situation, thought I was merely aiding in your higher-learning about kimp. Guess that was a failure all on its own.


this isn't semantics, its kimp!

I suppose you are right, as some of you know I have been away for many years and only recently came back.
My perspective has all the myopia of looking at the situation through a gunsight. I have missed anyone else's efforts to work with the kid.
Nothing I have done or said has made any difference in his behavior either. This is a totally lost cause Obviously Brain Damaged.
I am still wiping the monkey shit out of my eyes on this one.
The other night when his ban was removed I took him aside to explain to him,and he started some whacked out trivia mod asking me all these trivia questions like in some irc channels.
He then spawns bots and leaves me there without saying anything.
I find him on another server and hes joined a tg twice with 2 instances running concurrently.He then starts copying the names and identities of everybody in the match so fast I was amazed.
Clearly we have an idiot savant!!!
Normally I would not post the last statement but idiots feel no remorse so its safe to say.
Banning is a sad solution but I guess the only one. I'll sit back down now
and apologize .

[Baker]

I suppose you are right, as some of you know I have been away for many years and only recently came back.
My perspective has all the myopia of looking at the situation through a gunsight. I have missed anyone else's efforts to work with the kid.
Nothing I have done or said has made any difference in his behavior either. This is a totally lost cause Obviously Brain Damaged.
I am still wiping the monkey shit out of my eyes on this one.
The other night when his ban was removed I took him aside to explain to him,and he started some whacked out trivia mod asking me all these trivia questions like in some irc channels.
He then spawns bots and leaves me there without saying anything.
I find him on another server and hes joined a tg twice with 2 instances running concurrently.He then starts copying the names and identities of everybody in the match so fast I was amazed.
Clearly we have an idiot savant!!!
Normally I would not post the last statement but idiots feel no remorse so its safe to say.
Banning is a sad solution but I guess the only one. I'll sit back down now
and apologize .

As everyone who know anything about me already knows, I don't take banning lightly. I am actually a bit biased towards Kimp as he really likes my work with ProQuake.

That being said, his behavior and track record on the servers is absolutely intolerable.

Part of me would like Kimp to reform; it isn't gonna happen. As ProQuake/Engine X and beyond take shape over the next few months there will be measures that will not even allow Kimp to be able to connect to a ProQuake 5.00 server.

If anything good has come from Kimp, it is that we will have iron-tight administration controls.

[Lerster]

proquake server 5.X and > works for me.

^_^

[Demiurge]

Anyone who thinks Kimp is likable, admirable, or capable of rehabilitation in any way is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome--the psychological tendency of a hostage to bond with, identify with, or sympathize with his or her captor--or some other psychological disturbance. Kimp is operating from pure selfishness. Kimp has absolutely no interest in a positive contribution to anyone else or the community, because he purely operates from his own obsessions. His actions exclusively are the product of unabated, ill-managed mental disease. Kimp doesn't require sympathy and admiration, he requires treatment. And from some of the comments here, I've begun to wonder whether there aren't some who suffer from something similar.

[R00k]

[MasterSplinter]

Anyone who thinks Kimp is likable, admirable, or capable of rehabilitation in any way is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome

Dr. Demikins,

Yet another misdiagnoses. Your license has been revoked.

You have a tendency for pretentiousness... You have some issues of your own it seems, and you find comfort in other peoples challenges. You fancy yourself as the guiding light, as you try to read someone.

I love your over-generalizations and conclusions that you come to from within your limited scope... How about you get to know someone, before you go around projecting conditions on people?

The only thing I suffer from, is watching you pretend to know what you're talking about.

[Patton]

Dr. Demikins,

You have a tendency for pretentiousness... You have some issues of your own it seems, and you find comfort in other peoples challenges. You fancy yourself as the guiding light, as you try to read someone.

I love your over-generalizations and conclusions that you come to from within your limited scope... How about you get to know someone, before you go around projecting conditions on people?

MS missed his calling as a horoscope writer for his local newspaper.

[R00k]

Gosh! What if Kimp really is someone we all know who uses fake proxy ip addresses, and suffers from dual personalities. Creates this whole shabang just to pick the scab of DM (CRMOD). I mean heck, I never heard of Kimp say 3 years ago. And at that time DM was just MONSTER, TV, PZ, and Jester playing CRMOD.

Just last night, Kimp logged into a CTF server and advertises "Anyone for 4x4 TDM, whenever @ tk.whereever.com". If he really wanted someone to play his 4x4TDM he should wait in between matches at least.
Then when I commented that he really doesnt want the tourney to commence, but just is collecting EMAIL addresses to sell, he changed his name to ROOK, and joined the game.

I recall spending many nights NOT playing just to code a working BAN feature in CAx. ONLY to chase my tail in circles because someone would get a new ip from their DSL pool. Then later get a message from a player saying they were banned by accident because their first two octets (xxx.xxx.) were same ISP! A ban option though should be integrated into the server. The idea is that if its just a simple push-button option for the admin, and the offender has to spend more time to reconnect than is worthwhile, he would become more tiresome than the offense itself.

I'm eager to see what Baker has cooked up in 5.0

[foq]

Anyone who thinks Kimp is likable, admirable, or capable of rehabilitation in any way is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome--the psychological tendency of a hostage to bond with, identify with, or sympathize with his or her captor--or some other psychological disturbance. Kimp is operating from pure selfishness. Kimp has absolutely no interest in a positive contribution to anyone else or the community, because he purely operates from his own obsessions. His actions exclusively are the product of unabated, ill-managed mental disease. Kimp doesn't require sympathy and admiration, he requires treatment. And from some of the comments here, I've begun to wonder whether there aren't some who suffer from something similar.

tl;dr version

I say Kimp has mental issues, and anyone who doesn't agree with me also has mental issues.

[Mindf!3ldzX]

i have a good iplog of kimp I bet, fok

[turtlevan]

one time Kimp was on (I didnt know who he was at the time) and was talking about knowing Static and that he has this file that makes quake run better. So he sent me this file (an autoexe.bat) and it fucked up my config and my quake looked like different colored squares and the resolution was 320x240, when i told him about this, he said ya thats the way he plays the game, I thought F*UCK that this is B.S.

ROFL !!! That is some funny shit.... hahah

[Panix]

However, I do not possess any access to botnets, although I may have admitted doing so as a gesture..

LOL. I knew I was right.

I figured since this has been discussed 100x already that I should post the exact same shit again too so I can increase my e-pen^H^H^H^Hpost count.

[Demiurge]

MS missed his calling as a horoscope writer for his local newspaper.

Excellent observation! I actually did laugh out loud when I read this. You hit the nail on the head.

If I were to to write my own Master Splinter style analysis of Master Splinter himself, it would sound something like this:

Master Splinter has a great need for other people to like and admire him. He has a tendency to be critical of himself. He has a great deal of unused capacity which he has not turned to his advantage. While he has some personality weaknesses, he is generally able to compensate for them. Disciplined and self-controlled outside, he tends to be worrisome and insecure inside. At times he has serious doubts as to whether he has made the right decision or done the right thing. He prefers a certain amount of change and variety and becomes dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. He prides himself as an independent thinker and does not accept others' statements without satisfactory proof. He has found it unwise to be too frank in revealing himself to others. At times he is extroverted, affable, and sociable, while at other times he is introverted, wary, reserved. Some of his aspirations tend to be pretty unrealistic. Security is one of his major goals in life.

[AAA]

rofl !!! That is some funny shit.... Hahah

Kimp'd