Q1 Fastest Suicides Tour

[foq]

NOO! spikes are boring
squished by the window in e4m2
"penised" in e2m7

[foq]

Where are you golden boy?

I want to see demos of someone other than myself practicing self-ownage

[Shadowswift]

Death Knight takes no part in your tour.


i only suicide for my own amusement.

[foq]

Death Knight takes no part in your tour.


i only suicide for my own amusement.

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

[golden_boy]

@ Death Knight: :-P

@ foqueur: I'm here, just need the weekend to sleep and recover from three weeks of hold-grandpa's-hand-till-midnight in the hospital. Be glad if you never experienced someone having anxiety attacks and not recognizing his own grandchildren. I was in a Freak Show for those last few weeks. So I'm *a bit* tired.

In fact, so tired I slipped on the deck of my boat Friday evening in rain storm and darkness and had a little water contact. Needless to say, swimming in December is not recommended. It's just a tad cold. I had a very bad night but I'm fine... just slept through the whole of yesterday and much of today. I learned to always bring a full set of dry clothes, even when "only" doing maintenance. The sunset was very wild though. Nice to watch.

Relax man, remember this isn't IRC. I'll be back soon-ish. :-)

[foq]

New E4M8:

[Fuzznut]

Death Knight takes no part in your tour.


i only suicide for my own amusement.

Hey DK, where the hell you been hiding?

[Shadowswift]

in the shadows behind you.

[spooker]

look who's talkin fuzzbutt

[Bam]

You guys gotta be more accurate! I made a demo of a e1m4 suicide in 4.45 seconds using regular quake progs with a suicide timer.

Demo: www.quake-1.com/bam-files/suicide.dem
Mod to use: www.quake-1.com/bam-files/QDPprogs.zip

In the QDPmod coop 1 and skill 0 must be set for the suicide timer to work. Also it prints sv_maxspeed because a person flying at 400 is no match for standard 320 speeds.

EDIT: I was at sv_maxspeed 350, I don't know why.

[golden_boy]

Too late to use any mods. We're unlikely to redo all the demos.

Also, we don't need more exact times, since this isn't a speedrunning project, we're doing this for fun in the hope that the resulting megademo will be entertaining. This is a popcorn project.

Do some other, spectacular crap-ups :-)

[Bam]

Well foq was telling me this "suicides tour" was to see who was the fastest at dying in each map so excuse me.

Usually it's fun to watch spectacular fights not useless dying. Maybe thats just me, no it's everyone except for 2 or 3 of you.

[foq]

I thought I told you that's what I like to do with it. I like to try to find faster, more creative ways of dieing.

//obviously, getting squished in e1m4 is far too easy

[Shadowswift]

jumping into water holding the lighting shield rune = best suicide ever

runes make for some pretty humorous self-offings

[foq]

it's too late for runes...